A list of puns related to "Pool Cue"
He said, “It’s between the c and the u.”
She said, “Right after the C.”
He handed me my pool stick so I said, “Oh I guess that’s my cue.”
Last night I was at a bar with a couple buddies and a girl I've been seeing (we'll call her Melissa). We're playing 2v2 pool and I'm on Melissa's team when my other buddy shoots and misses. Being fairly new to pool, Melissa perks up and says "Is it my turn?"
To which I said "That would be your cue" as I handed her her pool stick.
"They are going to go in through the belly button with a pool cue and try to hit the ball back into the pocket" - such a dad joke, but we both died laughing.
Dad: "Oh can we go to the square whilst we're in town? They have the worlds biggest pool table on display!"
Me: "Oh, really?"
Dad:"Yeah! We'll need to leave early though - because there will be a big cue!"
Scene: The lady at the front desk is telling us how long the facilities are open.
"Okay, so the pool is open 7-10, the bar is open 6-11, and the gym is open 24 hours."
My dad starts giggling, looks at me, and says "24 hours? I can't work out that long!".
Cue the groans from my mother and I.
We've been down in the basement playing pool and he keeps shooting the cue ball in when trying to get the 8 ball in. He loses like that for 3 games. On the 4th loss he says
Dad: "I need to get some powder or something"
Me: "Huh?"
Dad: "For all these scratches"
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