A list of puns related to "Snooker"
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.
He wanted to pot the brown.
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The cue was too long
But it was right on cue.
Beertricks potter
"I like Snooker Clubs when you can get right in, but I hate it when you have to queue."
It was his turn, and he missed an easy pot.
"You didn't think about the angles", I observed.
"Or the saxons!" he shouted. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
A snooker table!
A billiards table
I hope she knows how to play snooker
Casper the friendly snooker table.
A few friends and I were watching the final of the snooker world championship with Ronnie O'Sullivan playing Mark Selby. Someone commented on Ronnie's snazzy watch saying it was a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso. I then proceeded to ask that if it was a Reverso, did it tell the time backwards. As you can imagine it was met with a number of groans!!
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