How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Drunk driver overturned his van on road carrying snooker equipment.

Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

He wanted to pot the brown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalioRoss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Who will take the second shot in the snooker match?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I was waiting ages to play snooker the other night but gave up in the end

The cue was too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsharpe23
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I was worried the snooker tournament would start late...

But it was right on cue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonjiseason
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you call a woman with one beer on her head and one on each elbow, playing snooker

Beertricks potter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wpallister123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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My grandad on Snooker clubs.

"I like Snooker Clubs when you can get right in, but I hate it when you have to queue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solidpython
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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Dad pulled this on me during a snooker game.

It was his turn, and he missed an easy pot.

"You didn't think about the angles", I observed.

"Or the saxons!" he shouted. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slugmaniac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.

A snooker table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?

A billiards table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I booked a good table for me and the wife tonight

I hope she knows how to play snooker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charliethom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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What's big, green, and floats through walls?

Casper the friendly snooker table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Back in time

A few friends and I were watching the final of the snooker world championship with Ronnie O'Sullivan playing Mark Selby. Someone commented on Ronnie's snazzy watch saying it was a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso. I then proceeded to ask that if it was a Reverso, did it tell the time backwards. As you can imagine it was met with a number of groans!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laggsurfer
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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Who will take the second shot in this game of snooker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBennett_29
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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