However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.
They are always showing their crack.
A plumber is finishing up his last job of the day when he gets a call from his dispatcher to install a water heater. He argues, but the dispatcher says everyone else has gone home and it’s marked as urgent. The plumber concedes the argument and says “It’s a tankless job, but somebody’s gotta do it”
But it was too draining
So if you see me with plumber’s crack, just know it’s in my jeans.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
A pipe dream
"Hard work and defecation."
Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else 😂)
It's going really well and I've just noticed my first leek!
Pipe dreams.
A royal flush is better than a full house
Because they had a clog in their drain!
He was being an absolute pottymouth.
... was draining 💦
Back that thing up for me.
To pipe down the noisy class
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
He’s going through a lot of crap right now.
...but heard it would be too draining 👨🔧
The contractor was adamant that whatever was in the box would not go in the building at any cost. The plumber insisted he was just trying to do his job and that it was imperative that the box go into the master bathroom. The contractor turned him away despite warnings that there would be consequences. Upon hearing this, the owner of the building got angry and hired a new contractor. The new contractor also wouldn't allow the contents of the large box into the building. He was also fired and a new contractor hired. This contractor was a fun person, giving the workers breaks and buying them lunch. Out of fondness, the workers warned him that when plumber comes, he should allow the box to go into the building. So the contractor asked how important the contents of the box were and the workers replied, "Two people have been fired for not listening to the plumber, just let that sink in"
Because everyone has clogs.
You better pay the piper.
"There's some shit going down in here!"
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a faucet for his creativity.
She told em to pipe down.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Pipe dreams
Ask them to pronounce unionized
Ask them to say 'unionized'
The contractor was adamant that whatever was in the box would not go in the building at any cost. The plumber insisted he was just trying to do his job and that it was imperative that the box go into the master bathroom. The contractor turned him away despite warnings that there would be consequences. Upon hearing this, the owner of the building got angry and hired a new contractor. The new contractor also wouldn't allow the contents of the large box into the building. He was also fired and a new contractor hired. This contractor was a fun person, giving the workers breaks and buying them lunch. Out of fondness, the workers warned him that when plumber comes, he should allow the box to go into the building. So the contractor asked how important the contents of the box were and the workers replied, "Two people have been fired for not listening to the plumber, just let that sink in"
