Plumbers Crack Puns

A list of puns related to "Plumbers Crack"

If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?

Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else 😂)

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👤︎ u/MisterGriimm
📅︎ May 09 2020
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A plumber crack

Why are plumbers scared of heights?

They are afraid they will plunge to their death.

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Our plumber moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

He's a terrible plumber, but he really cracks me up.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call cocaine for your butt?

Ass Crack

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👤︎ u/T1M3Tim
📅︎ May 19 2020
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My grandfather was a plumber, my dad and brother are plumbers.

So if you see me with plumber’s crack, just know it’s in my jeans.

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👤︎ u/Bill7747
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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While at the supermarket...

My wife and I entered WinCo to do some dinner shopping, and we walked by the meat counter just as a stocker with a serious case of plumber's crack was putting meat out. I turned to my wife and said, "That's not the kind of rump roast I had in mind."

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👤︎ u/heavyhandedDOOM
📅︎ Jan 23 2016
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