Plumber pun
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Chemist n Plumber
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A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
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︎ Apr 09 2021
The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
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︎ Mar 06 2021
If youβre teaching a new plumber the ropes of the trade youβre technicallyβ¦
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Our plumber moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
He's a terrible plumber, but he really cracks me up.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Better call the plumber
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?
It doesn't matter he won't hear you
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why shouldnβt you play poker with a plumber?
A good flush will beat a full house every time.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My son wanted to become a plumber
However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
The plumber's kids all got new shoes for Christmas.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
How does a plumber take off his shoes?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
At one point in my life I wanted to become a plumber
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Punny plumber
A plumber is finishing up his last job of the day when he gets a call from his dispatcher to install a water heater. He argues, but the dispatcher says everyone else has gone home and itβs marked as urgent. The plumber concedes the argument and says βItβs a tankless job, but somebodyβs gotta do itβ
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︎ Aug 23 2020
My grandfather was a plumber, my dad and brother are plumbers.
So if you see me with plumberβs crack, just know itβs in my jeans.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
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︎ Apr 28 2019
What do you call a fantasy about plumbers?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?
Asphalt
(My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else π)
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︎ May 09 2020
My cousin is an aspiring plumber. He asked me how to be successful.
"Hard work and defecation."
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Being a plumber and out of work because of the lockdown I've started my own vegetable patch.
It's going really well and I've just noticed my first leek!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What do plumbers experience in their sleep?
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Why did the shoe store call a plumber?
Because they had a clog in their drain!
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Whatβs the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
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︎ Mar 25 2020
What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Call a plumber. The tub is all pugged up.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
How do plumbers get out of fights?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
You guys hear about the depressed plumber?
Heβs going through a lot of crap right now.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I once heard an angry plumber yelling on his phone.
He was being an absolute pottymouth.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?
Back that thing up for me.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What's the difference between a chemist and plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Why was the plumber called to school?
To pipe down the noisy class
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Had ambitions to become a plumber...
...but heard it would be too draining π¨βπ§
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︎ Jan 27 2020
PLUMber
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Why are plumbers in Holland so rich?
Because everyone has clogs.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
If you owe the plumber money . . .
You better pay the piper.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What did the guy tell the plumber when the toilet was flushing too fast?
"There's some shit going down in here!"
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︎ Nov 12 2019
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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︎ Jul 19 2019
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to say 'unionized'
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︎ May 12 2019
What kind of dreams do plumbers have?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
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