A list of puns related to "Plumber Crack"
Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else π)
Why are plumbers scared of heights?
They are afraid they will plunge to their death.
Ass Crack
So if you see me with plumberβs crack, just know itβs in my jeans.
My wife and I entered WinCo to do some dinner shopping, and we walked by the meat counter just as a stocker with a serious case of plumber's crack was putting meat out. I turned to my wife and said, "That's not the kind of rump roast I had in mind."
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