Beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences
Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not
What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?
What’s hotter than the sun?
My daughter. Oh wait, I thought this was r/stepdadjokes
Um, never mind.
Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...
You will strain your eyes
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went
The sun is hot, and bright... I look up to the sun. :)
Remember, the sun isn't chicken.
I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
The sun came up twice today
Know the difference between sun and no sun?
You really should. Its night and day
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.
Why did the sun never go to college?
It already has thousands of degrees.
I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.
He thought it was upsetting.
How does the moon give the sun a great hairdo?
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
A realtor showing a house to a couple says: “This is the sun room.”
The man goes, “Ok great, now where do I put my daughters?”
What happens when you give the sun a gun?
It becomes a shooting star.
I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting
It's always nice to end the day on a high note
I'm so sad, the sun caught Corona.
My wife yelled, “Hey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.
Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.
Why do judges not like to go out into the sun?
It helps them remain fair
What does a cow make when the sun comes up?
What does the sun say to the earth every New Year's Day?
What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?
Ramen
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
I was going to wake up early to watch the sun rise.
But then it dawned on me that I should sleep in.
I knew a guy who wore a hat with an extra long bill. He said it was to protect his nose from the sun. I asked him why is that?
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
Would you like to be the sun in my life?
DAD: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
MOM: Awww... Yes!!!
DAD: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
When it got dark outside, I was wondering where the sun went
And then it dawned on me.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
I spent all night wondering where the sun went...
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after it set.
Bread is a lot like the sun
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went
Bread is a lot like the sun
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
I was up all night, wondering where the sun went
Bread is like the sun
it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
And then it dawned on me.
I stayed up all night trying to figure out what happened to the sun.
I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
I was wondering where the sun went..
And then it dawned on me.
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