I came up with my own dad joke a few weeks ago

My 14 year old daughter got up from the table after eating a bowl of cereal, so I told her to put the milk away. Then we had this exchange:

"Before you put that back in the fridge, why don't you plug it into the iPhone charger on the counter first?"

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Yeah, you gotta charge up that milk. It's only at one percent!"

I say it so often now that my kids stopped eating cereal, and have pretty much cut dairy from their diets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor-rumack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I’ve just failed my electricians exam.

Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Old electricians never die,

They just keep Plugging away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logun30
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I’ve just failed my electricians exam...

Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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