It was a stirring tribute.
...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
That's a wrap.
Because they struggle within continents.
In the L Ron Cupboard
On a plate-let
Dinner is on me!
For my black jeep.
With a dish squasher
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
... can we just call it e-mail?
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
It is an extremely rare dish order.
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
Sorry, that's my fault.
I was bee-trayed.
Discuss
Clockβs a doodled doo.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
They just rib it.
CHINA FLUUU
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
Lunch' s on me!
βYouβre much bigger than that.β
A pasta-tute
My wife was dishing out food. She put some salad on a plate and handed it to my daughter.
Then my wife looked at me and said, "Cesar Salad?"
I immediately grabbed my daughter's plate and pulled it out of her hands. My daughter got confused (maybe wondering if she did something wrong?). My wife asks me, "What the hell are you doing???"
I responded, "Sorry. Could have sworn you just said seize her salad."
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
He spilled the beans!
I had an escape-pea!
I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"
Sorry, My fault
It's an extremely rare dish order.
Dinnerβs on me
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
Lunch is on me
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Dinner is on me!
Dinner is on me
