They've been making head lines!
Theyβre making all the headlines.
What a sham!
They're making all the headlines!
Face palm*
The cops are calling it the pillow case.
I thought it came with a pillow case, but it was a sham.
When he saw the pillows he took the case!
I recently purchased a new bed and had the joy of trying to find all the necessary accessories for a California King bed. After spending a full Sunday with my girlfriend bouncing around different home stores, we finally have all the sheets, duvet covers and bed skirts we need. We've assembled our new frame and I start putting the bedding on our mattress. I'm struggling with getting everything put on and call out, "uh oh, I think we got some phony pillow cases."
Fear and anxiety paint her face as she rushes over and asks "what's wrong?!"
I quip back at her, "yeah, this thing is a sham!"
Me: Hey nice pants, are those corduroy?
Him: Yeah they are.
Me: Have you heard about those new corduroy pillow cases...they're really making "headlines."
Him:....Goddamnit snake_lamp.
