I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...

He spilled the beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Eating clouds

When my twin boys were 2 or 3 I used to jump off of the picnic table in the back yard and pull a piece of cloud (marshmallow) off and hand it to them. I asked them about it several years later and they remember me actually jumping into the sky and that the marshmallow was actually a piece of cloud. It’s amazing how the mind works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfieldspa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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