It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.

I totally nailed it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OldGaijin65
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03 2021
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Three old ladies were having a picnic when the following conversation took place.

First lady: Isnโ€™t it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, letโ€™s have a cup of tea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dusk118
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27 2020
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Iโ€™m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?

I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I donโ€™t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just donโ€™t think weโ€™ll know what to expect. Like last time, we donโ€™t know Michigan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/leehawkins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17 2020
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I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05 2020
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At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...

He spilled the beans!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03 2020
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CSwork1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13 2020
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What's in the picnic basket?
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nascarfan624
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05 2019
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One thing I'll say about eating inside: it's no picnic.
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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12 2019
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Finding your love isn't a walk in the park, but Priyanka did picnic

Explaination: Priyanka Chopra marries Nick Jonas

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/apoorvaShrini
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26 2019
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Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic. As soon as they've taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating. "Hold on," says daddy lion.

"We first need to prey."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vartha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04 2019
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Why don't Italian picnics allow cornish snacks?

Because they're antipasti.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DontWantToBeOnReddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14 2019
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Where's the worst place to have a picnic?

Ant-arctica.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/parkerthedeal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26 2018
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My family finally went out for a picnic in the park

It field me with joy

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Orangutan_Monkey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05 2019
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A man goes to his church picnic...

He decides to get something to eat. Two lines exist, one with skinny men and the other with men with beer guts. He asked the pastor if there was a difference between the lines.

"Yes," the pastor said. "The one with thin men in it is to get to the food booth. The other is for beer. It is the paunch line."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19 2018
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Cole's law states that you must bring it to picnics.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rigamarolexq
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24 2017
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A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic...

His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 22 2017
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After a family picnic

My coworker and I were talking on a Monday about the picnic she went on over the weekend. She was saying how there were a lot of bees out covering all the sodas and punch and how the hornets kept getting in people's beer. I told her I knew why...

Bees tend to like sweet things but hornets like to get a little buzzed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/twinsaber123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28 2017
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Everyone in our company had to make due with three person volleyball teams at the company picnic. Everyone but the shop supervisors.

They had a foreman team.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Saith_Cassus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08 2015
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An exchange at a picnic

My brother looked over to a sign that pointed out to where the cakewalk would be. He had never been to a cakewalk before, and so he asks out loud, 'Hey, Mom, what's a cakewalk?'

Mom thought for a moment, and she had never been in one either. She shrugged. 'I don't know, I've never been to a cakewalk.' My dad simply chuckled and responded. 'That's because we always do things the hard way.'

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