[Request] Phone puns!
I'm not sure if this is allowed on this subreddit, but I really need some good puns about phones! It's for a school project, and I would really appreciate any help I can get. Thanks.
[Request] Short Phone Puns
My phone displays a line of text at the top, even when the screen is off. Rather than have it show something boring like my name, I thought a pun would be cool.
Needs to be short. Otherwise, let's get some punny puns r/puns! (sorry)
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.
He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"
I went to the bathroom earlier today and forgot my phone
It was a shitty experience
I dropped my phone in the lake...
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
My wife asked me to sync her phone
So I threw it in the ocean.. don't know why she is so mad
Why does the owl turn off it's phone at night?
So it doesn't get any hooty calls.
What do you call a small cell phone?
A man gets a phone call from a lady on the other side
Lady : Hello sir I wish to speak with you. You are the father of one of my children.
Man : Oh crap, are you Jessica?
Lady : No.
Man : Cassandra?
Lady : No...
Man : So Beatrice?
Lady : Again, no.
Man : Heather?
Lady : No!
Man : Susan then?
Lady, now very confused : Sir, I am one of your son's teachers at school!
Man, with sudden realization : Oooh... So you're Emily?
Phones are getting smarter and thinner....
So, my child told me on the phone they'd got a sex change. They could tell I wasn't too bothered...
I had become trans-parent
I didn't realize my phone came with noface detection
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
I named my phone "The Titanic"
Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: “The Titanic is syncing”
Found it saved on my phone
So I overclocked my phone...
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"
"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn’t want to miss any calls.
I like to write jokes down from this sub and store them on my phone.
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
Sorry for tye bad crop its hard to edit on phone for me.
What do you call a cow who got his phone taken away?
How do you make your cell phone smarter?
Turn up the brightness.
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I call it Veriz'n shine..
Sry I dont answer my phone on 9/11 . . .
I keep it on airplane mode.
I keep dropping my phone while reading all these dad jokes.
It’s getting out of hand.
My phone battery is 69% right now
I just dropped my phone in the bath
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