Perforated Puns

A list of puns related to "Perforated"

I hate perforated lines,

they're tearable.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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I bought perforated paper last week.

It was tearable. Such a ripoff.

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you guys hear of the new documentary about perforated paper?

It was tearable.

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👤︎ u/CreativeUsername96
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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i can't stand perforated paper...

... it's tearable

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👤︎ u/mellon_coliee
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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The thing about perforated tape..

Its tear-able.

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👤︎ u/Rainbow_Drag
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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I had to leave my job at the perforated money factory..

... the pay was tearable.

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👤︎ u/Moe_Bot
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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Perforation

Was a tearable invention.

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👤︎ u/DGNOLA12
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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How do you make any joke a dad joke?

Write it down on paper. That makes it tear-able.

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👤︎ u/ThreeRandomWords-843
📅︎ May 17 2019
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Never buy perforated paper

It's a tearable ripoff

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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