I Am Grout
Fear of missing grout
So my wife and I went to the tile store. I told her I don’t mind picking out tile but having to choose grout colors is where I draw the line...
It's called "I Am Grout"
Buddy - "just dug a hole in the concrete with out any problems"
Me - "nice, looks like it cement to be"
Buddy - blank stare "you should be a dad so your 'dad jokes' can just be 'jokes'"
That was a couple weeks ago, so this past weekend I asked how it was going.
Buddy - "just finished laying the tile down."
Me - "awesome, I grout you'll have any problems here on out."
Buddy - "get out of my house."
Our first day in it, I was unpacking boxes downstairs, when water started to drip from the ceiling. I went upstairs and found that my wife had showered, only to realize afterward that the shower lacked any kind of sealant between the tiles. Sensing my frustration with the shoddy workmanship, my wife replied, "You're just going to have to give it the benefit of the grout."
