Pierced Puns

A list of puns related to "Pierced"

Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/Kevin407
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?

A Buccaneer

Good win for them tonight.

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👤︎ u/NaviSkater
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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My friend got her leg pierced with a lot of diamond studs...

She might have a gam-bling addiction.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call a bar of soap that has been pierced by a nail?

Pears soap

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👤︎ u/Mayteras
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Overheard a super dad at a restaurant today: "Why do pirates get their ears pierced?"

Because it's only a buccaneer..

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👤︎ u/ChiefSparty10
📅︎ Jul 08 2017
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My little brother sat down at dinner after getting his ear pierced for the first time...

No one notices for a minute or two until my dad catches sight of it.

"Oh H! You got a bit of metal in your ear."

Mum starts fussing straight away but quickly calms down.

"Where'd you get it done?" She asks.

Without skipping a beat dad says.

"In his left ear"

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👤︎ u/littlelondonboy
📅︎ Jan 25 2014
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My sister wants her nose pierced

At dinner my sister told my dad she really wants a hole in her nose. My dad replied, "You've already got two."

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👤︎ u/Ps3FifaCfc95
📅︎ Apr 20 2014
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Its a buccaneer

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👤︎ u/poojabber84
📅︎ May 12 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?

A Buccaneer

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👤︎ u/JayQnz
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a Buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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How much should a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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👤︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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My friend likes to get her leg pierced with diamond studs...

I think she might have a gam-bling addiction.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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👤︎ u/EchoThatEnds
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

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👤︎ u/Cyber_SpacePirate
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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How much for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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👤︎ u/Isodoper
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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How much does it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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👤︎ u/UcHiHa_0bIt0
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/cross_beaux
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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How much is it for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

a buck'n'ear

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👤︎ u/darrenja
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

About a buccaneer!

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👤︎ u/Joblolboj
📅︎ Oct 24 2015
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