Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead
Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
Sorry not sorry
A pun walked into a bar and killed 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?
Because they drank all the tea
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
Why do British people say they’re “bri’ish”?
When people find out im a bad electrician ...
... they are usually shocked
Wow hi I've met my people on this subreddit
People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
There's a term for people like Trump
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
You can shoot people with mayonnaise, but not other condiments
Your crimes will then ketchup to you.
What do Scottish people call their poops?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What has two butts and kills people?
Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...
I’m really loving the tree puns people are posting
They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
Why do vampires bite people's necks to turn them undead?
Because they're neck romancers.
I never played football but people used to call me Messi.
Ah! I guess, I should clean my room.
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
Why do people hate lobsters
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
Do French people play video games?
Some people always need their opinions validated.
I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM
I'm not really a mourning person 😔
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people. Pun in, 10 dead.
Pun enters room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead. GET IT, PUN IN TEN DEAD
Pun enters a room...
...and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
only good one I got.
Mr. Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, Ten dead.
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people....
People don't think the grass be wet in the morning ...
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