In reality it's because he is an expert in coffin
Boomer rang
They will never be older.
Doppelganger.
Oh, right. Satires.
Catherine.
Examination
My dad sent this over on text...
Which we all know is Bob Ross speak for mistake.
He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
El phobia.
Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.
.... Oh sorry, sometimes 6.
That's the proper way to do it.
The media are calling him the Om Nom Nom de Plume.
Say your name is Michael Smith, and you are introduced to my dad. There are two possible outcomes.
- "You must be Mr. And Mrs. Smith's son
- Michael Keaton?
And he asks nearly everyone he meets and greets "explain the universe in three words and give five examples."
Dad : |
Dad is telling a story of when he was at work.
Coworker: "So how do you say your last name?"
Dad: "Nie- (14 letters in total, difficult to pronounce if you're not a Polish native)"
C: "Holy moly!"
D: "No, Nie- ... "
Not even that funny but when he told me the story over dinner I absolutely died. I <3 my dad.
