Parted Puns

Coz they had a Rocky relationship

I guess I'll see you around chum.

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

Riceless

The ICU

Knowing your way around the G string.

Sadly I was defeated.

Defeat

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

He said “oh, you want the Snyder Cut”.

The back yaaarrrrdd.

Doing the white lines

Both can fly if you throw them hard enough

it’ll be 2020 too.

Then, we’ll most certainly look back on the year before and say it was the year 2020 won.

......having absolutely no idea whose child it is.

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

Don´t worry, he´s alright now

It snek

"It'll be grated on a curve."

Tony Hancock

We call him Sherlock Ohms.

I told her she would roux the day.

The spaghetto.

…Frank!"

Your skele-ton!

When it becomes a parent

Pumpkin π.

Its a trap

Now he's a semiconductor.

Paying the salimony!

...is having a stable income.

I call it the vowel movement.

Throwing the cow across the lake

It’s an LGBT Queue

They gave me the boot.

I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow

Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

He just can't part with it.

Defeat

The ICU

Da feet.

The ICU