Outta this world par-Tay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My boss invited me to play a Par 3 this afternoon in exchange for sexual favors

I told him, "That's a little course"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toromio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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This golf joke is sub-par.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnoliong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you get if you shoot an eagle on a par 5

About a 300$ fine and your gun and truck confiscated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Thinking that every one wants to bother me makes me par-annoy-a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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My nephew is on par to be the world's youngest dad

Okay so this one may not be too special, but I thought it was hilarious. My nephew has a slight speech impediment which made it all the better.

I was visiting my brother and his family over the weekend. I decided to take the kids to the store so I yelled down the hall for my nephew (7 years old and sitting in his gitch) to get dressed. My niece who was also in the room said "I am dressed". Immediately after I heard this tiny little giggle followed by "hi dressed, I'm Isaac".

No one taught him this. All natural. The father is strong in this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyBunch21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2014
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PGA Tour: Baddeley's (almost) Ace on a par 4 imgur.com/RjGgEsT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerFortierPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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I always bring an extra pair of underwear when I go golfing

Just incase I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I played golf and it was boring.

Well that's just par for the course.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?

All his mini strokes put him above par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintpetejackboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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No one laughs at my β€œbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.

I guess β€œhole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Bruce Lee: Be formless, shapeless like water. Harper Lee: Things are never as bad as they seem.

Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?

Having par-sex!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kra2ymonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Dad jokes are all average...

Cos they're all par jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.

All of my co-workers were shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackvishs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?

He got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heckyhoodles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Where does the best average golfer put his golf cart?

The par-king space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.

I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakotachip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?

I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeLouie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Dad got hit by a golf ball on the course today...

...right in the FOREhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...

It was a par time job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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My Dad who plays golf.

I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one. πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pch14
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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A golfer tried to tell a joke...

...but the delivery was sub-par

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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My son called his math teacher average

I think he's mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsyaboi69420360
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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A lion never cheats on their wife

But a Tiger Wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JascosRS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur themed put-put golf course?

Jurassic Par

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoodleEffect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Subreddit suggestion

Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?

It’s a bit subpar right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnyComedian
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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A golf buddy of mine is having a get together tonight.

It’s gonna be quite the par-tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookydoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a bird that is below average?

A subparrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What kind of car does a lonely golfer drive?

A caddy-lack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My wife told me her period had been going on several days longer than it usually does. I said...

Sounds more like an ellipsis...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PainMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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My golf course gave me an award and sign for my own place to park, but people keep taking my spot.

It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justjong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Hey have you seen my golf clubs

I left them in the Par King lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhYouMeanThatGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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In local news, a golfer brought an extra pair of socks to the field today

Just in case he got a hole-in-one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostFreak777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Why aren’t children very good at golf?

They can’t drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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What do you call a bad lawyer ?

A below par-a-legal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObaidullahBaheer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?

Because it's a tropical pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course.

I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TVLord5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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I landed in a city full of lights

It wasn’t the real deal but it was par-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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I'm not sure if I'm good at golf or not...

I've been told I'm sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_hulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Sub shop

I plan on opening my own golf themed sandwich shop, it's called "Subβ€”par"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptMAgic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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What do you call a refrigerator that won't refrigerate?

A cabinet.

... My youngling asked me this after encountering a refrigerator in any unexpected location. My natural response was "r", but I was way off, apparently. The provided answer seemed on par for this sub, and I have never heard this joke before. I got a kick out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?

Just in case he got a hole in one

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