What’s the difference between a mall and a parked car?
Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
My 11 year old and I were coming out of a store and someone just parked right next to our car.
She said. Our cars aren’t social distancing! You don’t want them to get ...CARona virus do you?
Proud moment.
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
*Can't find where I parked my van* Me : Damn. Where did my
We had an arsonist throw Molotov cocktails at driveways, sheds, and cars parked all around our neighborhood.
It really hit close to home.
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
What happened to the frog when it parked in the wrong place?
A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...
What do you call a Mexican who cannot remember where he parked?
Why was musician's car parked on the side of a highway?
I parked my car next to a frog reserve...
Apparently it’s illegal so my car got toad away.
Went to an Ed Sheeran concert at Arrowhead in KC. We parked in the red parking lot.
What happened to the frog who parked by a fire hydrant?
Double parked my boot. It got toe-d
What is an illegally-parked frog called?
I parked in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I parked in the C section of the hospital parking lot.
The only way I could get out of my car was through the sunroof.
Last night I was late to a dinner with friends because I couldn't find any parking. Eventually, I just parked the car in a place with a lot of foot traffic.
What do you call a smart car parked at a furniture store?
Why are parked cars faster than moving cars?
Because they're in a solid-state drive
After seeing a parked car with a ticket on the windshield, my dad dropped this.
"I don't see what he did wrong, the sign says 'Fine for parking'".
My dad parked next to a campsite on a lake that had tons of ducks
He asked me what I thought of it, I told him "it looks fowl"
“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
“But I keep losing my Focus!”
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What happened to frog who parked illegally?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
What happened to the frog who parked his car illegally?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
Have you ever hear about the FROG that was ILLEGALLY parked
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why.
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
what happened to the frog who parked in a handicapped spot?
Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?
Mr. Frog parked his car illegally.
What happened to cars illegally parked in the frog lot?
What happened to the illegally parked frog?
What happened to the illegally parked frog?
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