I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
What happened to the frog when it parked in the wrong place?
Why was musician's car parked on the side of a highway?
A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...
What do you call a Mexican who cannot remember where he parked?
I parked my car next to a frog reserve...
Apparently it’s illegal so my car got toad away.
What happened to the frog who parked by a fire hydrant?
What do you call parked Lamborghinis ?
The Silence of the Lambos ...
Went to an Ed Sheeran concert at Arrowhead in KC. We parked in the red parking lot.
What is an illegally-parked frog called?
Double parked my boot. It got toe-d
I parked in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I parked in the C section of the hospital parking lot.
The only way I could get out of my car was through the sunroof.
Last night I was late to a dinner with friends because I couldn't find any parking. Eventually, I just parked the car in a place with a lot of foot traffic.
What do you call a smart car parked at a furniture store?
Why are parked cars faster than moving cars?
Because they're in a solid-state drive
Cross post from jokes- What do you call a guy who's known for baked goods and also taking away illegally parked vehicles?
My dad parked next to a campsite on a lake that had tons of ducks
He asked me what I thought of it, I told him "it looks fowl"
After seeing a parked car with a ticket on the windshield, my dad dropped this.
"I don't see what he did wrong, the sign says 'Fine for parking'".
I ate dinner at a retirement home today. After I sat down an older gentleman got up from his seat, slowly walked over to me, parked his walker, looked at me and said "you look new around here, if you ever need anything from me here's my card". [ xpost from r/pics]
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
“But I keep losing my Focus!”
What happened to frog who parked illegally?
Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
What happened to the frog who parked his car illegally?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
Have you ever hear about the FROG that was ILLEGALLY parked
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why.
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?
what happened to the frog who parked in a handicapped spot?
Mr. Frog parked his car illegally.
What happened to cars illegally parked in the frog lot?
What happened to the illegally parked frog?
What happened to the illegally parked frog?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
