Crime in multi storey car parks.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman .............
My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.
"I don't know," I said.
With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"
Dad win there.
Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.
We have....a lot in common.
How come 11 ants couldn’t park their cars at their ant hill?
Because parking is for ten ants only!
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
I'm like a car trying to park
Because I've been through a lot
To all the hardworking men who park our cars on February 14 instead of being with their girlfriends...
Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
My 7 y.o daughter made this one: "Where do dogs park their cars?"
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
I never park my car in the shade due to a little known medical condition.
Where do British fish park their cars?
At the carp park of course!
I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.
One could say I'm a hardcore parker.
Chinese man committing crime in a multi story car park...
It’s Wong on so many levels.
Where does 21 Savage park his car?
Two mechanics were making small talk about what happens when an engine is running but the car is in park.
You know, just some idle banter.
So my dad was trying to park his car, but he just couldn't do it. I asked him what was he doing.
Taking a car load of kids to amusement park today. One kid screams "Please tell me that's Knott's Berry Farm." ...
I reply, "It's Knott."
Kids in unison "Awww."
My sons were hit by a car as I was about to park
Must be because of my Parkinsons disease.
Hey Dad, where did you park the car?
Outside. They wouldn't let me bring it in.
Crime on multi storey car parks.
Where do dogs park their cars?
The barking lot.
I'm not sorry
The park ranger told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in.
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
Have you heard about crime in multi story car parks?
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
where do pigs park there cars
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