A list of puns related to "P.m"
Happy No L!
it’s Pi
Because they're all not 'C's.
I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”
Detective: Are you positive?
Coroner: It’s difficult with all the dead bodies around, but I’m hanging in there.
She was charged with wreckless driving.
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms off in anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
Me: I would hope so...otherwise you'd still need diapers!
Wife chucked, 5-year-old groaned.
then you're a simpson.
It was a grate idea.
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
No-el no-L
I thought, “Same shit, different day.”
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