My gf today: "Have you heard that song by One Direction called Stockholm Syndrome?"

Me: "No but if you listen to it enough you start to like it."

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A priest was trying to liven up his church

So he invited a band to come in and play a few songs to get the church goers more excited to be there. On the bands first song the entire crowd of people turned around at the exact same time. A little boy asked his father "Daddy, what was that?" The boys dad responded "Well son, that was one direct shun."

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📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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My Dad, driving back from my brother's birthday dinner

One Direction's 'Story of My Life' came on the radio. My mother asked who sang this song, and was surprised to find out it was One Direction. My brother and I commented that it didn't really sound like their other songs, and my Dad chimes in, "So I guess they went another direction."

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