I sea what they did there with the ocean puns. By: Unknown
Can someone start a conversation full of ocean puns with me please?
Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
I’d give me wife the whole ocean
But today she’s only getting a small C-section
Edit: it’s actually true. Today at 10am here in Sweden it’s happening 🙂
What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
On my last day of vacation, I said goodbye to the ocean...
I was looking out at the ocean yesterday and i thought to myself
Sibling humor, the backs of two ocean-themed quilts for my baby bro's new son and daughter.
Do you think the ocean is so salty
..because it waves at the shore and the shore never waves back?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
What do you call a human swimming in the ocean?
Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?
Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
I threw my Airpods in the ocean because they weren’t working..
Dad, can you tell me the fastest way to the ocean?
When is a stack of lumber like food in the ocean?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
How do you cut the ocean in half?
What do you call an ocean rescued by PETA?
Women are like the ocean. Vast,deep, and beautiful...
And once a month... It’s shark week.
What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?
What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
What did one ocean say to the other?
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
What lies on the ocean floor twitching uncontrollably?
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...
But, it was just a Fanta sea.
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
Salty ocean
Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.
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