[Request] Fish puns.

I am at the beach with my family for Christmas and I need some high quality fish puns STAT! Thanks ahead of time.

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👤︎ u/bozzy253
📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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My brother foolishly challenged me to a pun battle.

The theme was fish/ocean related things. We passed around the usual "reel-y" and "shore you will" jokes until, in his words, I dropped the A-bomb of fish jokes.

Me: Do you know why fish swim in schools instead of churches?

Brother: Why?

Me: Because fish are like, "Ick- theology."

My brother then stood up and left the room for five minutes. When he came back...

Brother: You're a monster.

Me: Nah, I'm just moray eel-y corrupt.

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👤︎ u/Codoro
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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