In case she needed to draw blood.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
She told me to come back in a month for another shot.
I replied: I know I am pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
because she seems really good at installing antivirus!
They're nuts!
I said "oh yeah. I'm just floored".
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
Looks like I might have invisibility!
Javelin
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
Is an utter disappointment?
It’s where the Icy U is
When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)
Pfizer killing me now
So I fondled her boobs.
“No!”, said the doctor. “I wanted a butt light.”
My dad: No problem, I'm patient
He waited patiently.
The physician was eating a comd
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
Because they were a Band-Aid
Labor & delivery at your cervix!
So they make sure it’s set at womb temperature.
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
She says, in exasperation, “some arsehole’s got my pen.”
14 year old son: don’t worry, I’m patient.
Me: proudly crying.
Nurse: Hi patient, I’m nurse
To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."
Just incase she had to draw blood
In case she needed to draw some blood
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Sometimes they have to draw blood
In case they have to draw blood.
In case they have to draw blood.
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
Just in case they have to draw blood
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Dad: No Problem, I'm Patient
Don't worry, i'm patient.
“Some asshole has my pen.”
