No matter how kind you are
German children are kinder.
Just remember, no matter how still you think you can be...
You can never be Ben Stiller!
No matter where you ship a designer watch…
It’ll get there in a timely fashion.
No matter how hard you push the envelope...
What’s one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?
Which celebrity is always grateful no matter what?
The disappointing thing about books is no matter what color they are...
as soon as you've finished them, they're read.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
No matter what pie contest I enter, I can never seem to win even if my pie is 100% beef and all natural
Why my cow pies never win is beyond me. A judge once said it was bullshit too
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will always be stationery.
My mother says that Jesus will never get mad at you because he loves you no matter what.
But I think he gets a little cross once in a while...
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.
No matter how kind you are...
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
No matter what shampoo I use, I can’t seem to get rid of my dandruff.
It’s a real head scratcher.
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
No matter how stressful my day is, I always sleep like a baby.
I crap myself and wake up crying at least once each night.
No matter how nice your kids are ...
German kids are always Kinder.
My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.
He was a master of the duck shun.
No matter what I do I can't get these pests to leave my house...
No matter how goth you are,
Melkor will always be Morgoth.
No matter how popular they get
antibiotics will never go viral.
What do you call an elephant that no longer matters?
A friend of mine always carries around a scale with him no matter where he goes. Anytime he meets a new person named William he throws them right on the scale. So one day I finally asked, "why do you keep doing this?" He replied.
"because where there's a Will there's a weigh."
It’s one schisty pun after another and they make me laugh no matter how crumbly they are.
No matter how kind your children are…
…german children are always Kinder.
No matter how far you push the envelope...
..it will still be stationary.
No matter how far you push the envelope
It’s still gonna be stationary
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
No matter how kind you are...
German Children are always Kinder
No matter how far you push the envelope
It'll still be stationery.
No matter how kind you are,
German children will always be kinder.
No matter how kind you are….
……German children are kinder.
No matter how kind you are....
German children are always Kinder.
No matter how kind you are
German Children are always kinder
No matter how kind you are...
German children are always kinder.
No matter how kind you are
German kids are always Kinder
No matter how kind your kids are
German kids are always Kinder
No matter how kind you are
German kids are always kinder
No matter how hard you push the envelope ...
It'll still be stationery.
No matter what values you teach your kids
German kids will always be kinder
No matter how far you push the envelope...
It'll always be stationery
No matter how much you push the envelope,
It'll always be stationery.
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