Disregarding Puns

A list of puns related to "Disregarding"

What did the bee-mother say when coming home from a hard day at work and all her family is disregarding the table rules?

Why do you beehive like this?

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/jayjayjaxon
📅︎ May 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

👍︎ 42
💬︎
👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What did the dad say when his son disregarded his recommendation on formal wear?

Alright, suit yourself.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/alydm
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
🚨︎ report
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/bluewhiskers
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
🚨︎ report
A woman was arrested for eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks while driving...

They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.