Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
Folks kept ignoring me until I started talking about rice.
People pay more attention when you bring ricin to the conversation.
Credit to u/RollinThundaga.
My daughter was ignoring her mother. She was 'busy playing', so I told her to tell her mother she loved her from over there
Yes... she said "I love you momma from over here"
My wife is just ignoring me now ...
She's allergic to our cat so we keep the door closed to our bedroom. I told her I don't like kicking the cat out of there when he sneaks in.
"I don't want him to feel like an outcats."
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
I keep begging my wife to wear pretty dresses, but she just ignores me.
I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.
My dog just ignores me when I call him...
Ever since he got that phone, he acts like he doesn't need ne anymore.
Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?
Because he was Ostrich-sized
My daughter is learning how to write numbers...
She said to my wife, “Mommy, I don’t remember how to do a 2.”
So I yelled out, “You just sit on the potty and push!”
They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.
What do you call an Ignorant Piece of Toast
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
... why are you ignoring me?
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
What do you call an ignorant duck?
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...
What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation
Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?
True story.
My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.
My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils
My ignorant boss didn't know what serotonin is...
...so I told him that it was my friend Sarah training at the gym.
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
Dad: Why did the elephant climb the maple tree?
Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).
Dad: To eat some cherries.
Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.
Dad: He brought his own.
What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?
Why did Thanos’s people ignore his plan?
Because he was known for his snap judgments
I’m living willfully ignorant...
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don't know and I don't care
. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ?
I don't know and I don't care
People keep asking me what's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy
I don't know, and I don't care.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know
And, I don't care.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care
What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I neither know, nor care.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Frankly, I don't know, and I don't care.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care.
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