A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?

An Incommunicado

Eh?!

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👤︎ u/Mdooles11
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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How do you soundproof windows?

You give them the silent treatment

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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I made my mime girlfriend angry the other day

She is still giving me the silent treatment

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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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On the path to being a great Dad

Wife is 7 weeks pregnant. She turns to me and says the baby would be the size of a bean at this stage. I replied "Wow! Inside you is a human bean!" Silent treatment from the wife ensued, but worth it.

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📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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Got my wife in labor

As my wife in labor is walking down the hallway of the hospital and I'm rolling her IV on my right, I looked right and said to her,

"Maybe its just me, but I feel like there is something between us."

I got the glare and silent treatment...until the water broke 10 steps later.

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