What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?

One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.

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📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Nan still doesn't know.

Nan: I need to nip out later to grab some velcro

Me: I'd buy online if I were you. Velcro is a right rip off...

Nan: No, it's quite reasonably priced I think.

Smiled slightly and left it at that. Two weeks on and she still has no idea!

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