Because he was a neck-romancer.
The Coup Klux Klan
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
Just a heads up.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
but afterwards, I never looked back.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Finger prince.
Because its head is so far from its body...
But now I can look back and laugh.
I guess I’ll have to work my way up to it.
I haven’t looked back since
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
To reach their heads.
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
1 star review for Dr. Acula
And I've never looked back since
Edit: spelling
I don’t know who was right, either way my ascot kicked.
...independent!"
A dino sore
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
Tie-land!
Because its horn doesn't ring.
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit ➡It’s a real head turner.
I'm not a fan.
That's swan way to go about it.
Because their horns don’t work.
Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!
Because it’s head is so far away from it’s body.
Because their head is so far from their body
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Because its head is so far from its body.
But now I can look back and laugh.
because their head is really far away from their body
But now I can look back and laugh.
I said "Is that a fret?"
I said, “is that a fret?”
But now I can look back and laugh.
...independent!"
