Why can't muggers catch Catholics during Lent?

They fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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How do Muggers ask people out?

β€œHands up, this is a pickup!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Muggers are jerks, but you have to hand it to them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmpony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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A mugger just chased me into a cemetery. Someone please help me!

I'm in grave danger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2022
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A snail gets mugged by a gang of turtles...

He goes to the police station and tells the detective.

"Did you get a good look at them?" the detective asked.

"I dunno," said the snail. "It all happened so fast."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROCKETDREAMZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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Coffee crimes dad joke

If I go to a coffee shop, order some coffee "for here," and have it handed to me, have I been mugged?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realfoodman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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