I think I'll start with "What is love? Baby don't hurt me", but then I have to say "we're gathered here today, ect.." and finish with "you may now kiss the bride",
It'll last about 1 minute, and I wanna really embarrass them. Any ideas?
My best friend lives on the East Coast. I’m on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said “They just want to know the shape of you,” and he coincidentally died at that moment.
He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, he’d tell dumb puns he’d google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesn’t get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.
What should I do?
That's karma for ya
I've actually become quite inn-dependent.
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
Nothing, it's on the house.
...lately, he's been feeling down.
Very Sketchy People
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
I replied, “A whittle.”
“Tread lightly,” my father warned, “because your mother can’t.”
"Sir!! This is a liquor store "
Oooooh!! About 10 minutes.
I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...
It’s on the house.
It must be the mask era.
I don't know, but enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm John.
#icebreakers
Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.
A frostbyte
Because nature abhors a vacuum
So I went to a restaurant to treat myself. When I got my food i was too uptight to finish it.
I guess I have too much on my plate.
About a canidae.
Not a lot
He said "No, it's eye-itating."
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 2 : takes litmus paper and dips it into the glass
Chemist 1 : You don’t trust me?
Chemist 2 : It was just a lye detector test.
In one particular scene he’s strolling down a busy street in NYC and a taxi almost hits him. He slams the hood of the taxi and yells
Hey I’m Joaquin here!
An in jester
He was a bit of a wall nut.
It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.
A buck an ear.
I don’t know, seems tearable to me.
It’s because they charge a lot.
Wouldn't that just be ap-pollen.
Approximately 1 GB.
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
Even though everyone says it's a breeze.
Because everything they do in-jest!
Your teeth DK.
No son!!! You're spending much more time with me. "
It is just not a foldable.
