What do you call a funny motorcycle
A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.
Harley-Davidson has invented a flying motorcycle.
The old bikes will henceforth be known as ground Hogs.
Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?
What kind of motorcycles do livestock ride?
What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Wood Motorcycle
A man once built a bike all of wood. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden motor, even wooden gas tank.
Did he ever ride it?
No, because it wooden start!
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?
We went camping and heard some motorcycles off in the distance
There must be some wild hogs in the area
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Which household item really loves motorcycles?
When it comes to motorcycle jokes
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
The mirrors I ordered for my motorcycle finally came in
I told the guy at the parts desk, thanks I'm looking forward to looking behind me.
About a year ago, I had this friend named Uriah, who I called “U”. I gave my old motorcycle to him, because I had just bought a new one. Soon thereafter, he put it on a scale.
Last Christmas, I gave Yamaha. But the very next day,
U gave it a weigh.
"I can't stand being half motorcycle...
"I can't stand being half motorcycle, half bicycle", he moped.
Why did the motorcycle need a kickstand?
Because it was twooo tired.
What do you call a pirate motorcycle?
An ARRLEY Davison
This is really bad I’m sorry Xd
I named my motorcycle ‘My Case’
That way my wife will ride it
Why don’t Russians ride motorcycles?
When they ride the the engine keeps on Stalin
That motorcycle has super funny decals.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
I was going to give my old motorcycle to my son...
Why couldn't the motorcycle stay up until midnight?
I bought a new rear tire for my motorcycle today. As the clerk handed it to me, I looked him in the eye and said "guess I can retire now"
Why did the motorcycle go to sleep?
A motorcycle on one tire is cool
Girlfriend was working on the motorcycle with me the other day...
She exclaimed "God! This is ridiculous. I need, like, four arms to do this!".
To which I replied "but honey, you DO have forearms!"
Why didn't the motorcycle make the trip?
My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow.
I feel like a Motorcycle today.
(x-post from /r/motorcycles) My bike started lagging in power, so I took it to my local mechanic...
He told my timing was retarded. Somewhat offended, I asked him "when would it have been a better time to bring it in?"
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a joke book?
Why did the motorcycle not want to get out of bed?
The truck tells the motorcycle a dad joke.
The motorcycle says "Are you four wheel?"
What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?
Why did the motorcycle keep falling asleep
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
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