I looked at my wife and said surely if he's mooning, it's lunar powered right?
(I hope everyone understands "mooning" is when someone gets their rear end out, dunno if it's just a British term)
Neil before me..
I might need a space heater.
No eclipse it.
Actual dad joke told during the lunar eclipse this morning.
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
But only when it’s waning
But when it’s crescent... it’s true lunar C.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
What a were-doh...
He is a ware wolf!
The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.
No, it’s just a phase
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
It was totally lit!
I said "That's lunacy!"
Then it dawned on me.
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
They decided to call it a day.
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.
Neil before him.
So, I took her to the planetarium.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
Singapore!
It has lots of space.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Neil before me
Great food, no atmosphere.
Neil before me!
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
A space heater.
Neil before me.
"Neil before me"
Sycamore
Neil before me
Great food, no atmosphere!
