I looked at my wife and said surely if he's mooning, it's lunar powered right?
(I hope everyone understands "mooning" is when someone gets their rear end out, dunno if it's just a British term)
But only when it’s waning
What a were-doh...
He is a ware wolf!
The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.
Neil before me!
No, it’s just a phase
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
It was totally lit!
I said "That's lunacy!"
Then it dawned on me.
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
A space heater.
They decided to call it a day.
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.
Neil before him.
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
So, I took her to the planetarium.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
Singapore!
It has lots of space.
He's a got a faux pas now
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
That man’s hands were COLD...
A lunar-tic.
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
It has meteor showers!
Great food, no atmosphere.
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
"Neil before me"
Neil before me.
Neil before me
Sycamore
Great food, no atmosphere!
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
Great food. No atmosphere, though...
Neil before me.
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
