Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imluke2311
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My new club on the moon failed...

It had no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I went for dinner on the moon the other day

Great food, but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finners112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?

>You Apollo-gize

(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waremi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Just went to a restaraunt on the moon

Wouldn't go again no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I hear that Neil Armstrong was very comfortable when he landed on the Moon.

And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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This administration is aiming to put a woman on the moon by 2024

Boobs on the moon 2024

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!

Turns out the cow didn’t make it all the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?

Neil won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzysax241
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do astronauts wear on the Moon?

Apollo shirt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon?

They saw them through their teller-scopes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron2571
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...

"Well…" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no…" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?

One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?

Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtonbrandont
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moleyboii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna tick

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before.

(My dad dropped this one out of nowhere over coffee this morning.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do you think walking on the moon is like?

Not very impactful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modell92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....

Neil before me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon

Great food no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamGuha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...

Neil before him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_voided
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastr9ball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

Great food but really no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotPoloG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsedClimate
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.

The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akashdas323
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemihilex
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There's great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatGirl2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanel_Lackaday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...

The food is good but there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon

Neil before me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekuLater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but it has no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockdoggs15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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