Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My new club on the moon failed...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I went for dinner on the moon the other day
Great food, but no atmosphere
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Just went to a restaraunt on the moon
Wouldn't go again no atmosphere
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I hear that Neil Armstrong was very comfortable when he landed on the Moon.
And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside
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︎ Jun 20 2020
This administration is aiming to put a woman on the moon by 2024
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︎ Jun 01 2020
NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!
Turns out the cow didnβt make it all the way
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What do astronauts wear on the Moon?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon?
They saw them through their teller-scopes.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...
"Wellβ¦" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, noβ¦" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Whatβs the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?
One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?
Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
What do you call a tick on the moon?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
(My dad dropped this one out of nowhere over coffee this morning.)
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︎ May 23 2019
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
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︎ May 16 2020
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
Great food but really no atmosphere
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
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︎ Jun 17 2020
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?
GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ May 05 2020
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
The foodβs great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There's great food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...
The food is good but there's no atmosphere.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but it has no atmosphere
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
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