I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Pigmandude
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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You would think the Earth is best, but the moon runs rings around it
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👤︎ u/Barktf2
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Scientists recently spent 24 hours observing the moon orbit around earth.

They got bored and called it a day.

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👤︎ u/thegur90
📅︎ May 08 2019
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After watching the moon go around the Earth for 24 hours straight, the astronauts got so tired of it that .....

they decided to call it a day.

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📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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Cold never bothered me anyway...

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

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👤︎ u/cman_yall
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why does the Moon keep circling the Earth?

The Moon is not too bright but stays around..!

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👤︎ u/Trohl812
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Two amoebas walk out of a bar...

The first looks up and says, "Is that a new moon?"

The other turns to him and replies, "I don't know, I'm not from around here."

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