I got drunk and went to a petting zoo with my buddy and came across some goats...

... The sign on their pen said their names were Michael and Wayne.

My friends said, "Those names are kind of dumb, I think they could have done better."

A man standing with his two young daughters turned to my friend and said, "Really? They're the Greatest Of All Time."

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Dad Joke Daily - Hip-Hop Loyalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyU4WTD3JE

The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.

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