Meter griffin
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?
A Ο-thon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
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Imperial>
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Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.
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︎ May 20 2020
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Always stay 2 meters apart
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What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?
It sizes up the opponent.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a snake thatβs 3.14 meters long
A Ο-thon
Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/
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How do elves measure their height?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
3.14 meters!
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︎ Aug 29 2017
A 3.14 meter long snake
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︎ May 13 2019
A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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There's 4 meters of snow in Slovenia.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
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︎ May 16 2019
Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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︎ Oct 29 2015
The 100 meter dash is just speedrunning in real life
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︎ Feb 16 2019
I was dropped from the 100 meters running team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.
My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.
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Fun fact
Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?
He's biracial
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.
I had hopped for a better time.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?
It always wants to meter.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
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︎ Oct 02 2017
How many meters are in a day?
Just depends on how long it is.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
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Iβm trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year
I think it mightβve been a Thai
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︎ Apr 23 2018
Did you hear about the physicist who ran the 100 meters wearing only suspenders?
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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...
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What do you call a snake thatβs exactly 3.14 meters long?
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
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What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Jan 30 2017
I found a snake that was exactly 3.14 meters long
I think it was a Pi-thon.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Mar 14 2017
What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?
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What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?
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︎ Mar 21 2019
What do you call a snake that is 3.1415 meters long?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?
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︎ May 31 2019
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long
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︎ Oct 12 2018
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
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What do you call a snake thatβs 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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