Meter griffin
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A pi-thon

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What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?

A Ο€-thon

not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal

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Imperial>
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Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.

Saved you a klick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long

A pithon

Happy pi day

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Always stay 2 meters apart
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This might sound a little racist...

...but I hate the 100 meter dash.

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What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?

It sizes up the opponent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanquisher992
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long

A Ο€-thon

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/

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How do elves measure their height?

In Santa-meters!

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My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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3.14 meters!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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A 3.14 meter long snake
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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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There's 4 meters of snow in Slovenia.
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I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.

I can't wait to meter.

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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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I was dropped from the 100 meters running team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.

My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

I had hopped for a better time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Fun fact

Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?

He's biracial

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At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSuspicious_
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Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?

It always wants to meter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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How many meters are in a day?

Just depends on how long it is.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I’m trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year

I think it might’ve been a Thai

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Did you hear about the physicist who ran the 100 meters wearing only suspenders?

He won the Nobelt Prize.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

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What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gquinn18
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DellRecovery
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What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long

A Ο€thon

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What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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I found a snake that was exactly 3.14 meters long

I think it was a Pi-thon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A pithon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A Β Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuyNumber1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?

A PI-thon

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you call a snake that is 3.1415 meters long?

A pi-thon

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A PITHON!

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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long

A Ο€ton

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meter long

A Ο€-thon

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Pi-thon

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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A python.

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