5 Hilarious Medical Professional Puns

What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?

Doctors without boarders.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a living.

He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.

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👤︎ u/rajdhagat

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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Medical professionals

Dogs can’t do an MRI, but cats-can.

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👤︎ u/Easygrowing

📅︎ Sep 12 2018

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When a medical professional hits you with a dad joke.

My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"

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👤︎ u/thebadideaguy

📅︎ Apr 09 2015

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I am strongly against parents vaccinating their children.

They should have a medical professional do it for them.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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