Medical Professional Puns

A list of puns related to "Medical Professional"

What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?

Doctors without boarders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a living.

He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rajdhagat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call a medical professional who has lost it way?

Psycho The Rapist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havocprim3
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Medical professionals

Dogs can’t do an MRI, but cats-can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Easygrowing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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When a medical professional hits you with a dad joke.

My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadideaguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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I am strongly against parents vaccinating their children.

They should have a medical professional do it for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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