A list of puns related to "Meat Offer"
No, the steaks are too high!
it's chewy
He was showing me his food. He grabbed a slab of meat from the fridge and dropped it down on the counter in front of me. "This meat is from the best cows in town," he said.
I said, "It's a nice offer, but tell them they haven't cooked it properly."
Watching the news with my two roommates. Story on about a woman allegedly offering sexual favors in exchange for food stamps.
Rommate 1: Seriously, selling yourself for food stamps?
Me: Produce-tituion
Roomie 2: facepalms
Roomie 1: Well she wont have to worry about getting any meats at least.
Roomie 2: Double facepalms
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