Horse meat Puns

A list of puns related to "Horse meat"

I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.

The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.

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👤︎ u/damiensol
📅︎ May 25 2021
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A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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👤︎ u/Otto_Partzzz
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Eating horse meat? Yay or neigh?
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👤︎ u/stence_88
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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I texted my brother about Aldi's having cheap burgers, and he said it's because they use horse meat

I said "Horse meat? No wonder it's giving me the runs!"

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👤︎ u/MajorRobotnik
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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They asked me if I ate any horse meat recently...

I said: Nay!

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👤︎ u/Halcyon220
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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👤︎ u/whygru
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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