Massage Parlor Puns

A list of puns related to "Massage Parlor"

Got fired from the massage parlor.

I rubbed one of my clients up the wrong way.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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The most expensive massage parlors make you feel the most energized

They charge you a lot

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👤︎ u/ewormPL
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I hear some US states are considering reopening massage parlors. There's no happy ending in this scenario.
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👤︎ u/chxkh
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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I was about to try this new massage parlor that just opened but..

I figured I'd wait until they work out all the kinks.

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👤︎ u/El_Jefe_Maximus
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Why did Robert Kraft (owner of the New England Patriots) get a happy ending at a massage parlor in Florida???

To get his balls deflated.

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👤︎ u/Twill2318
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Been thinking about starting a massage parlore that is also a bakery

Gonna name it Head, Shoulders, Kneeds, and Doughs

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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even made my dad groan with this one.

Me: Hey dad, I hear reading is a lot like going to a massage parlor.

Him: Because it's relaxing?

Me: No, it's because I'm always hoping for a happy ending.

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👤︎ u/jad103
📅︎ May 09 2014
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