Handjob Puns

A list of puns related to "Handjob"

What do you call a handjob from Albert Einstein?

A stroke of genius.

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👤︎ u/Mortambulist
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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A blind woman was giving a handjob...

A blind woman is giving a guy a handie She says “You’re huge!” The man replied, “Nah, you’re just pulling my leg”

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👤︎ u/Haidukenshiruken
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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What's the difference between women and terrorists?

They both have different definitions for 'BlowJob'

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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What is plastic surgery on a hand called?

A handjob. (Sorry for my shitty grammar)

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👤︎ u/ExistingChip
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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