44 Hilarious Make Fun Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why shouldn’t you make fun of dinosaurs?

You might get Jurasskicked

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👤︎ u/Comsicwastaken

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help

Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali

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👤︎ u/Taakomakara

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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If you need to keep warm just make fun of yourself 8 times...

It's very insuleighting.

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👤︎ u/Derragon

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11

📅︎ May 06 2020

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If anyone dares to make fun of Satan's hairpiece

there will be Hell Toupee

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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👤︎ u/PopTarnekPop

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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Don’t ever make fun of 9/11

It’s just plane wrong

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👤︎ u/crazedmemes101

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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I hate people who make fun of my puns behind my back. They discussed me!

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👤︎ u/lan_chop

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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I'd make fun of what squirrels eat

But it'd be acorn-y joke.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ May 16 2020

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I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.

I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/Stompya

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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What do you call someone who makes fun of produce?

A vegetabully

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👤︎ u/Wabisabi_girl

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Don't make fun of Terry

If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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You really shouldn't make fun of overweight people

They have enough on their plates

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👤︎ u/Ducati0411

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Why did he make fun of the guy who lost his big toe?

He's lacktoes-intolerant.

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👤︎ u/Kartenhouse

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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My friend walked up quietly and said, "hi Thomas." Then I heard a whiny voice say "hiii Thommasss." "Did you just make fun of yourself saying hi?" I asked my friend.

"Oh no," he replied. "That's my shoes... I'm wearing mockasins."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 13 2020

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What you call it when computer programmers make fun of each other?

cyber boolean

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👤︎ u/thebobstu

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

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Never make fun of fat girls with lisps.

They're thick and tired of it.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animals’ weights?

He was hippo-critical

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👤︎ u/guamo17

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.

Potato potato.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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Please don't make fun of one legged pirates.

They won't ever find that humerus.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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I can't stand people who make fun of others in wheelchairs.

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👤︎ u/canigetahoyeah

📅︎ Nov 22 2019

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I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..

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👤︎ u/feynmanisdope

📅︎ Mar 01 2019

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I was talking to a girl who makes historically accurate clothing for fun.

It started out as just one dress, but she enjoyed it so much that she started making more. She told us that she is now fully embracing her hobby, and had decided to wear corsets for a week to prove that they can be comfortable and not torture devices. To which I replied: "So I guess you could say that your hobby is fully embracing you!"

Bonus: About 10 minutes previous, I had told one of the other people in the conversation that I'd been practicing my dad jokes for years before my daughter was born.

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👤︎ u/flaquito_

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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What do you call an elephant that makes fun of a hippo’s weight?

Hippo-critical.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 21 2019

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We should go into a beautiful forest and make fun of our vice president

If we could just dis Pence with the pleasant trees

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👤︎ u/FlippinYoshi

📅︎ May 03 2019

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What do you call it when a journalist makes fun of someone’s spelling?

A (sic) burn.

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👤︎ u/Po8aster

📅︎ Oct 06 2019

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Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself

Come on, you're bigger than that.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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I wish people wouldn’t make fun of my compost pile.

It’s biodegrading.

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👤︎ u/fungiinmygarden

📅︎ Sep 12 2018

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Lets make fun of him before he can actually nuke us...

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👤︎ u/Wal_Narhet

📅︎ Jul 16 2018

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I wonder who was the first guy to make fun of Maxwell House Coffee.

That was The Original Roast.

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👤︎ u/Godredd

📅︎ Jan 03 2019

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These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone androidauthority.com/note…

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👤︎ u/kintamanate

📅︎ Sep 29 2014

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We make fun of constipated people, and they finally had enough.

They are ready to start a movement.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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My friends always make fun of me for driving a car that looks like a piece of fruit

At least I avocado

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👤︎ u/ghstmnky

📅︎ Dec 07 2018

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What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?

We tease

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👤︎ u/Ericmc80

📅︎ Dec 09 2017

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Dont make fun of people who stammer...

.... they're just going through a phrase

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👤︎ u/dude_ihaveagf

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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My friend ran out of soy sauce, but I didn't make fun of him.

You shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ May 02 2018

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My daughter loves horses and hates when I make fun of them...

She says it's mean but I say neigh

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👤︎ u/Seatown7

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Dad tried to make fun of me because my zipper was down.

But he couldn't come up with a joke on the fly.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy

📅︎ Sep 01 2016

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I wonder if the Earth makes fun of the Moon....

For having no life

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM

📅︎ Oct 25 2017

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What do you call a joke with which an accountant makes fun of himself?

Self-depreciating.

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👤︎ u/hans-oberlander

📅︎ Jan 17 2016

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People who make fun of themselves must be made up of self-deprecating DNA

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👤︎ u/raging_slab

📅︎ Feb 06 2015

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Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist?

Because you will get Jurasskicked

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👤︎ u/gcpurvis93

📅︎ Jul 11 2018

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Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?

She’s thick and tired of it.

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👤︎ u/faze_analbead

📅︎ May 21 2019

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Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because they're thick and tired of it

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👤︎ u/nburns1317

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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